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26 febrero, 2008

Nuevas técnicas de venta de Jazztel

Los teleoperadores argentinos de Jazztel utilizan sus técnicas de venta agresiva y dejan estas perlas grabadas en los contestadores :



Mensaje número 1, recibido el día 23 de febrero a las 11 horas 56 minutos:

La reputa que te remil parió hijo de tres mil camionadas de porongas ardientes de guasca, mocha, puta, te entierro toda la verga en el orto, forro (?) chupavergas, chupapijas, culoroto, metete un poste de luz en la zanja del orto, la reputa que te remil parió, mamaverga, sí, como oiste: mamaverga. Che, loco, ¿querés comprar Jazztel? Son 28 € más 11 € de mantenimiento de línea, nada más, nada más, vas a tener lo que es ADSL de 20 megas, llamadas nacionales totalmente gratis de fijo a fijo las 24 horas del día, televisión (?) con 82 canales de base, sí, no te estoy mintiendo, 82 canales de base, loco, …, ¿Quién quiere 82 canales de base? ¿La concha de tu madre? Hijo de remil putas (?). ¿Un ADSL de 20 megas, boludo? No existe, yo sé que no existe, pero vos vas a tener, se te van a quedar 6 megas, como mucho… Nosotros te damos 20 y entre la bajada y lo que es televisión y lo que es teléfono e internet te quedan 2 megas, 1 mega como mucho, o sea una velocidad de la reputa madre, pero van (?) ustedes gallegos pelotudos que no entienden un choto tienen que esperar a que cargue la barrita abajo azul en el ordenador, ¿ordenador?, estúpido se llama computadora, la concha tu madre, esperá que cargue toda la barrita y ahí abre la página, no por que tengas 20 megas la barrita va a hacer así “chiun”, no hace “fuuu”, entendés, dale, ciao, ¡hasta luego!

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